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nedsseveredhead:

if magnetos parents had lived would he still be like ‘exterminate all humans’? would charles have to interrupt his rants with “what about ur mom tho?” to which he frowns and objects “SHE HAS THE MUTANT POWER OF BEING NUMBER ONE MOM U SHUT UR MOUTH”

X-Men First Class: Summary

Erik: *very sad life in concentration camp*

Nazi Kevin Bacon: *eats chocolate, shoots Erik's mother*

Erik: *screams in anguish*

LOGO MAKES U SHIT URSELF WITH EXCITEMENT

Erik: *Is now Michael Fassbender* im gonna fukcign KILL kevin bacon *continues to sit sexually on bed in damp bathrobe*

MEANWHILE

Charles: *seems to be perpetually slightly drunk, flirting*

Raven: *cockblocks, saving Charles from continued embarrassment*

Raven: fucking nerd

MEANWHILE

Moira MacTaggert: *strips down unnecessarily, exists in this movie unnecessarily*

Shaw: *no longer eating chocolate, no longer speaking german, still kevin bacon*

Emma Frost: *is a mutant queen*

Moira: o FUCK I better call that charles twink

iN ARGENTINA

Erik: *wears fedora, drinks beer, murders 3 people*

Erik: I'm so fucking badass

BACK IN ENGLAND, CHARLES DRINKS BEER SEXUALLY, CONTINUES TO BE SLIGHTLY DRUNK

Moira: heyo small mutant man we need u because plot

Charles: yea ok i'll leave my life and teaching job here at FUCKING OXFORD because plot

CIA men: pftt we don't trust this british guy with his tweed suit

Charles: you fUCKED UP

CIA men: tru

CHARLES, THE CIA, AND ERIK CONVERGE ON SHAW'S YACHT SIMULTANEOUSLY BECAUSE PLOT

Charles: there's a man, a hot man in the water *dives in like a thirsty hoe*

Erik: nice

Charles: nice

Erik: nice

Charles: nice

Raven: fucking nerds

LATER

CIA men: here's a facility and a young whippersnapper scientist for u

Hank: *is outed as a mutant*

Charles: it gets better

Hank: here is a very convenient early prototype of cerebro i just threw together in my spare time

Charles: *comments about his hair*

Erik: *checks out charles' butt ad infinitum*

CHARLES AND ERIK EMBARK ON AN EXTREMELY HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITMENT ROADTRIP, SET TO SOME FUNKY TUNES

Wolverine: go fuck yourselves

Erik: k

Charles: k

Erik: hey babe we have kids now, what do

Charles: i trust them, they'll be fine

Mutants: *break window, destroy statue*

Charles: ur fucking grounded

CHARLES, ERIK, AND MOIRA GO TO RUSSIA TO LOOK FOR SHAW BUT ONLY FIND EMMA FROST

Emma: yea Shaw is gonna start WWIII and it's 'president shaw' now btw

Erik: fUKC NO

Charles: calm ur mind babe, look at my cute fingerless gloves

Erik: no charles, no, this is TOO MCUH

SHAW BREAKS INTO THE CIA FACILITY AND KILLS DARWIN IN FRONT OF HIS GAY LOVER, HAVOK, BEFORE DISAPPEARING

Charles: this is the fuKCING END. come to my sick ass mansion children, papa will teach u

THE MUTANTS ARE TRAINED

Raven: hey erik let's fuck even though ur obvs into charles and i'm obvs into hank but hey this was in the script so let's fuck

Erik: i will accept but only under the guise of 'self acceptance' and bc it's in the script

*forced kiss*

Raven: *walks into kitchen naked*

Charles: oh LORD ABOVE CHRISST ALMIGHTY MY EYES OH RAVEN PLEASE COVER YOUR BODY

DISTRAUGHT FROM REJECTION, HANK ATTEMPTS TO CURE HIMSELF WITH AN AMATEUR SERUM HE CREATED AND DIDN'T APPEAR TO TEST. UNSURPRISINGLY IT GOES WRONG AND HANK BECOMES BEAST, BUT HE WAS ALSO //PREPARED FOR THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS// BECAUSE PLOT

Erik: *looks at charles* that twink...hes wearing tight jumpsuit *conceals boner*

Hank: ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY????1?

EXTENDED BATTLE SEQUENCE WHERE ALL MUTANTS GET TO USE THEIR POWERS, DRAMATIC SOUNDTRACK

Erik: *boards Shaw's submarine* i fuckin got u now

Shaw: fuck

Erik: hey im just gonna take this rly convenient helmet u made that will keep my bf out of my head, thanks

Charles: hey FUCK you and FUCK the police

Erik: I'm....i'm gonna kill the humans for u bae

MOIRA BEGINS SHOOTING, AND ERIK //HAS// TO DEFLECT THE BULLET INEFFICIENTLY, PARALYZING HIS LOVER

Erik: *cradling his small lover*

Charles: *single tear* if you love soemthing, let it go

ERIK TELEPORTS AWAY WIT H HIS MINIONS

Charles: that fucker, he wasn't supposed to acTUALLY do that.

Moira: *kisses charles* *oh why the fuck did ths happen is was so forced and arbitrary but hey look NO HOMO IN THIS MOVIE NO HOMO SEE CHARLES AND ERIK ARE THE HETEROSTRAIGHT YES*

Erik: I'm magneto now. magnet-o

Matthew Vaughn: you're welcome, i have revitalized the entire franchise/fanbase

marvel-slash-geek:

Charles realizing that Erik didn’t kill JFK

He just doesn’t want to believe it. It would be so much easier to hate Erik if he were that monster for real. But he isn’t. And you can actually see hope flourish again in Charles’ eyes. 

Just appreciate the amazing, marvelous job that James McAvoy did here. He is damn good in this movie. 

Rage and Serenity from the soundtrack is practically a love theme for Charles and Erik because it’s a combination of their own individual Leitmotifs. This essay explains in more detail what makes the piece so poignant.
“…at 0:42, a small melodic motif is introduced, which seems to generally be used as Charles’ theme in the film. This continues to play as Charles acts as a mentor and friend to Erik, showing him the memory, and telling him to try again.
At 1:19 in the song, Erik’s theme comes in. Now, Erik has two themes: a calmer, somewhat arpeggiated electric guitar riff, and a more intense “Magneto” theme, generally used when he is doing something violent. The one used here is the calmer one. However, instead of taking over the music entirely, the guitar actually plays the theme in counterpoint to Charles’ theme, not sacrificing its unique timbre, but still blending in with the orchestra to create an amazing sound. The song builds to a climax as Erik finally moves the dish, and then fades away gently as Erik smiles and laughs, and Charles pats him on the back proudly.
This, more than anything, really enforces the metaphor that Erik and Charles are Rage and Serenity. They have their individual strengths and advantages, but they are stronger when working together to reach a single goal. And working together doesn’t erase either of their individual qualities—Erik is still Rage and Charles is still Serenity, just as the guitar is still a guitar and the orchestra is still an orchestra. Together, they create something new and better, something more than a sum of its parts, as the popular saying goes. That’s why the relationship between Charles and Erik is so powerful, and why this scene is so emotionally charged—they were practically made for each other, each perfectly complementing the other.”

tvtropes.com (x)

hackedmotionsensors:

I AM THE HUNGRY WOOOOOOOOLF
AND I RUN ENDLESSLLYYY WITH MY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEE
Oh gosh I missed Sai so much. SOooo mcuhhhhhhh.

hackedmotionsensors:

I AM THE HUNGRY WOOOOOOOOLF

AND I RUN ENDLESSLLYYY WITH MY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEE

Oh gosh I missed Sai so much. SOooo mcuhhhhhhh.

kia-kaha-winchesters:

aeyelaeyen:

the-little-werewolf-oven:

homeostatic-cherry:

owlmylove:

billywilder:

arthanjanharuhar:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

Did you know? The entire hallway scene in Inception was unscripted. The hallway randomly began spinning around and the actors just went with it.

THAT is one of the many reasons it’s a masterpiece.

Did you know that the actors didn’t even realise they were on set? They thought they were just checking into a hotel and then shit started spinning all over the place. Crazy stuff. THAT is another reason why Inception is a masterpiece and Christopehr Noalan is the greatest directer of all time

Did you know? None of the actors even knew they were being filmed. The entire movie was unscripted, and the stagehands kept drugging the actors and moving them from set to set, trapping them inside and filming their reactions. Crazy stuff.

Did you know the actors didn’t even know they were actors? The crewmen just followed them everywhere and told them they were newsreaders. Crazy stuff.

Did you know this isn’t even a movie? All of us just had the same dream. Amazing.

does it even get any deeper than this

did you know we are all the same person. science is amazing.

kia-kaha-winchesters:

aeyelaeyen:

the-little-werewolf-oven:

homeostatic-cherry:

owlmylove:

billywilder:

arthanjanharuhar:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

Did you know? The entire hallway scene in Inception was unscripted. The hallway randomly began spinning around and the actors just went with it.

THAT is one of the many reasons it’s a masterpiece.

Did you know that the actors didn’t even realise they were on set? They thought they were just checking into a hotel and then shit started spinning all over the place. Crazy stuff. THAT is another reason why Inception is a masterpiece and Christopehr Noalan is the greatest directer of all time

Did you know? None of the actors even knew they were being filmed. The entire movie was unscripted, and the stagehands kept drugging the actors and moving them from set to set, trapping them inside and filming their reactions. Crazy stuff.

Did you know the actors didn’t even know they were actors? The crewmen just followed them everywhere and told them they were newsreaders. Crazy stuff.

Did you know this isn’t even a movie? All of us just had the same dream. Amazing.

does it even get any deeper than this

did you know we are all the same person. science is amazing.

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

(Source: needingiceland)

http://letsdrawcats.tumblr.com/post/98309033415/floozys-the-most-fucked-up-thing-is-that-emma

floozys:

the most fucked up thing is that

emma watson

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made

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one of the most

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men inclusive

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feminist speeches

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i’ve heard in the longest time, and the result? the result from these men who claim that they would be all for feminism if it weren’t for all “the man…