My name`s Sasha.
Call me Sasha or Alex.
Actually I`m from Siberia, but now I`m living in Saint-Petersburg.
I`m very sorry for my English c:
I write a russian blog, publish poems/arts and repost a lot.
Follow me! :з
I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”
So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what
in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap
*Puts brief case down on the table and takes off glasses very seriously* “So about that AU we discussed that one time.”
I fukin love 14th century art art because everyone looks so shady and suspicious of ppl around them its AMAZING
or just like they know something u dont and oh my gdfuck i cant
I believe the highest point is reached in Simone Martini’s Annunciation
and the look of absolute hatred Mary and Gabriel exchange.
godric: i took your advice salazar
salazar: what advice
godric: about having giant versions of our house animals
salazar: oh no
godric: i got a 60 foot lion
salazar: oh no
godric: she's in the grounds right now
salazar: OH NO
godric: look out the window bro
salazar: wait i dont see her
godric: yeah i was lion about the whole thing
salazar: i cant believe i let that pun slytherin to the conversation
- met at a charity kissing booth au
- sex shop employee and slightly flustered customer au
- highschool party au with spin the bottle
- neighbours au where person A goes over to person B to tell B to ‘stop singing karaoke it’s 2am’
- met in a line for a roller-coaster au (bonus: one of them is scared shitless)
- 'you were the only one at the party who understood my movie reference' au
- lifeguard/swimmer or lifeguards au