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exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

erikloser:

stop taking bucky’s metal arm away

stop taking charles’ wheelchair away

stop taking clint’s hearing aids away

disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please

I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.

"Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?"

"Nope, sorry Bucky.  By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids?  He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day"

One day I’ll remember; I’ll remember everything that happened. The good, the bad. Those who survived. And those that did not.

(Source: richardrmitage)

pantslesswrock:

marauders4evr:


“And Harry, with the unerring skill of the Seeker, caught the wand in his free hand as Voldemort fell backward, arms splayed, the slit pupils of the scarlet eyes rolling upward. Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snakelike face vacant and unknowing. Voldemort was dead.”

You see, this is how it should have been. I wish that this wasn’t just a behind-the-scene photo. I wish that it had happened like this. Exactly like in the book. Voldemort died like anyone else. And it’s amazing how in the book, J.K. Rowling actually used his name. He was humanized in death. And I wish that they had shown that, instead of showing him do an imitation of the Corpse Bride:

Because it’s really important:
Tom Riddle was humanized in death.


Beyond the fact that Voldemort fucking DISAPPEARED making NO FUCKING SENSE, the big thing that always has and continues to get me is this:In the movie, no one saw Harry and Voldemort’s final duel.Voldemort’s corpse scattered on the wind.THERE IS NO HABEAS CORPUSWHY DOES EVERYONE JUST ACCEPT THAT HARRY KILLED VOLDEMORTMOREOVERSOHARRY AND VOLDEMORT GO OFF BY THEMSELVES TO HAVE AN INTIMATE WIZARD LIGHTNING DUEL IN WHICH HARRY DOESN’T TELL VOLDY TO TRY FOR SOME REMORSE IE ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENTS IN HARRY’S CHARACTER IN THE ENTIRE SERIES BUT ANYWAY THEN EVERYONE SHOWS UP TO FIND HARRY HOLDING VOLDEMORTS WAND AND SAYING HE KILLED VOLDEMORTWHILE A CORPSE IS FUCKING NOWHERE TO BE SEENHOW IS EVERYONE’S IMMEDIATE REACTION FUCKING NOT TO TIE HARRY UP AND MAKE SURE HE ISN’T VOLDEMORT POLYJUICED OR SOMETHINGOR HELL JUST SOME RANDOM MOOK VOLDEMORT BROUGHT WITH HIM AGAIN NO ONE SAW THE DUEL NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT WENT DOWN HE COULD HAVE EASILY DOUBLE TEAMED HARRY HAD HIS MINION POLYJUICE INTO HARRY THEN INCINERATE THE CORPSE AND WHILE FAKE HARRY DISTRACTS EVERYONE HE FLIES AROUND, HIDES SOMEWHERE AND WAITS FOR THE CELEBRATIONS TO START, BURSTS IN AND MURDERS EVERYONE

pantslesswrock:

marauders4evr:

“And Harry, with the unerring skill of the Seeker, caught the wand in his free hand as Voldemort fell backward, arms splayed, the slit pupils of the scarlet eyes rolling upward. Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snakelike face vacant and unknowing. Voldemort was dead.”

You see, this is how it should have been. I wish that this wasn’t just a behind-the-scene photo. I wish that it had happened like this. Exactly like in the book. Voldemort died like anyone else. And it’s amazing how in the book, J.K. Rowling actually used his name. He was humanized in death. And I wish that they had shown that, instead of showing him do an imitation of the Corpse Bride:

Because it’s really important:

Tom Riddle was humanized in death.

Beyond the fact that Voldemort fucking DISAPPEARED making NO FUCKING SENSE, the big thing that always has and continues to get me is this:

In the movie, no one saw Harry and Voldemort’s final duel.
Voldemort’s corpse scattered on the wind.
THERE IS NO HABEAS CORPUS

WHY DOES EVERYONE JUST ACCEPT THAT HARRY KILLED VOLDEMORT

MOREOVER

SO

HARRY AND VOLDEMORT GO OFF BY THEMSELVES TO HAVE AN INTIMATE WIZARD LIGHTNING DUEL IN WHICH HARRY DOESN’T TELL VOLDY TO TRY FOR SOME REMORSE IE ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENTS IN HARRY’S CHARACTER IN THE ENTIRE SERIES BUT ANYWAY

THEN EVERYONE SHOWS UP TO FIND HARRY HOLDING VOLDEMORTS WAND AND SAYING HE KILLED VOLDEMORT

WHILE A CORPSE IS FUCKING NOWHERE TO BE SEEN

HOW IS EVERYONE’S IMMEDIATE REACTION FUCKING NOT TO TIE HARRY UP AND MAKE SURE HE ISN’T VOLDEMORT POLYJUICED OR SOMETHING

OR HELL JUST SOME RANDOM MOOK VOLDEMORT BROUGHT WITH HIM AGAIN NO ONE SAW THE DUEL NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT WENT DOWN HE COULD HAVE EASILY DOUBLE TEAMED HARRY HAD HIS MINION POLYJUICE INTO HARRY THEN INCINERATE THE CORPSE AND WHILE FAKE HARRY DISTRACTS EVERYONE HE FLIES AROUND, HIDES SOMEWHERE AND WAITS FOR THE CELEBRATIONS TO START, BURSTS IN AND MURDERS EVERYONE

marionisamuffin:

pleasantandcain:

fromladytolifter:

candidlycara:

dance-in-the-shadows:

gracediamondsfear:

wifeyknowsbest:

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:


A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!
Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.

God.
My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”
THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.
THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.
it worked, but not before I laughed for days.

For that last comment.

I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.
Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.
On a completely different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.

Can I add the story about how me and one of my partners had a very enthralling discussion about deserts while I was on top of him?
Or the time my partner’s friends blasted “Eye of the Tiger” through the door and we rocked it out to the beat while quoting the movie?

Story time:
I was with this girl during a trip out to Washington, we’d hung out a few times, and hit it off really well. So we got together one afternoon. Her dorm-mate came home, saw the “Do Not Disturb” sock on her bedroom door and called out “Thrusters to full!”
Not missing a beat the girl and I yelled back “We’re giving it all we’ve got, Captain!” and her roommate started fucking dying outside the door.
Probably should have proposed right on the spot, but whatever.

It got better.

marionisamuffin:

pleasantandcain:

fromladytolifter:

candidlycara:

dance-in-the-shadows:

gracediamondsfear:

wifeyknowsbest:

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:

A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!

Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.

God.

My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”

THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.

THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.

it worked, but not before I laughed for days.

For that last comment.

I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.

Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.

On a completely different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.

Can I add the story about how me and one of my partners had a very enthralling discussion about deserts while I was on top of him?

Or the time my partner’s friends blasted “Eye of the Tiger” through the door and we rocked it out to the beat while quoting the movie?

Story time:

I was with this girl during a trip out to Washington, we’d hung out a few times, and hit it off really well. So we got together one afternoon. Her dorm-mate came home, saw the “Do Not Disturb” sock on her bedroom door and called out “Thrusters to full!”

Not missing a beat the girl and I yelled back “We’re giving it all we’ve got, Captain!” and her roommate started fucking dying outside the door.

Probably should have proposed right on the spot, but whatever.

It got better.

(Source: erospainter)

let me get this straight

gingerhaze:

leighway:

at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents

until he saw that harry was alive

at which point he shouted

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and ran back

across the courtyard

away from his parents

to harry

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